Gone fishing...

sjwstupidity:

"Here’s what happened to me: last Wednesday I saluted Washington Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder for his new charity, The Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation, which some have called "an obvious attempt to win over Native Americans" because it only uses the term "Redskins" once in its name.  Anyway, I was so inspired by Dan Snyder’s charitable outreach that I formed my own charity: The Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever.

That was Wednesday, it reran 4 times on Thursday, it was posted on the show’s Facebook page, not a peep out of the internet.  Then around 7 o’clock on Thursday my network’s promotional twitter account @ColbertReport twitted the name of my foundation without providing a video link to the original segment or mentioning that I was inspired by the Redskins’ charity.

But folks, I have never once used @ColbertReport, as you heroes know, I’m @StephenAtHome.”

The Colbert Report | 2014.03.31 (x)

Here is a lovely “Christmas” theme selfie of my sexy self coming out of Movember. I hope you like it humerus. Take care on this holiday weekend, everyone!

Here is a lovely “Christmas” theme selfie of my sexy self coming out of Movember. I hope you like it humerus. Take care on this holiday weekend, everyone!

15, 52, 53, 1, 10, 36

HERE WE GO

15. personality description:

-George Costanza 

52. something i’m talented at:

-Watching marathons on Netflix 

53. 5 things that make me happy:

-Friends, fishing, making people laugh (so hard they cry), seeing people do what they love (unless it is murder), and cooking for people.

1. selfie:

Will come in a separate post.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

-Only when I am sad, I hide it with laughter. When I am mad or disappointing/disapproving, you will know!

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

-If I say them out loud will they still come true?

1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
9. who did you last see in person?
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
11. are you listening to music right now?
12. what is something you want right now?
13. how do you feel right now?
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
15. personality description
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
17. opinion on insecurities.
18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
19. have you ever been to New York?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
21. age and birthday?
22. description of crush.
23. fear(s)
24. height
25. role model
26. idol(s)
27. things i hate
28. i'll love you if...
29. favourite film(s)
30. favourite tv show(s)
31. 3 random facts
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
33. something you want to learn
34. most embarrassing moment
35. favourite subject
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
37. favourite actor/actress
38. favourite comedian(s)
39. favourite sport(s)
40. favourite memory
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s)
43. favourite song ever
44. age you get mistaken for
45. how you found out about your idol
46. what my last text message says
47. turn ons
48. turn offs
49. where i want to be right now
50. favourite picture of your idol
51. starsign
52. something i'm talented at
53. 5 things that make me happy
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
55. tumblr friends
56. favourite food(s)
57. favourite animal(s)
58. description of my best friend
59. why i joined tumblr
60. ask me anything you want
njwight:

Find the female agama lizard!! She is there..
(click for high rez)

njwight:

Find the female agama lizard!! She is there..

(click for high rez)

theevolutionofnerdy:

littleladyraven:

totallyfubar:

Three dimensional characters for the win.

"It feels better, right?" is the part that gets me, because it explains everything about Flash ever.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but I love this.

smithsonian:

5 Fun Facts about the Naked Mole-Rat:
1. Naked mole-rats can live up to 30 years.
2. A colony contains up to 300 naked mole-rats!
3. They have a social system like bees – the queen is the only female reproducing in the colony.
4. She can have 900+ pups in a lifetime!
5. Because the queen’s milk has high water content, she needs to produce 58% of her body weight in milk daily to feed her pups.
Learn more with experts from Smithsonian’s National Zoo & Smithsonian Environmental Research Center via Smithsonian Science. 

smithsonian:

5 Fun Facts about the Naked Mole-Rat:

1. Naked mole-rats can live up to 30 years.

2. A colony contains up to 300 naked mole-rats!

3. They have a social system like bees – the queen is the only female reproducing in the colony.

4. She can have 900+ pups in a lifetime!

5. Because the queen’s milk has high water content, she needs to produce 58% of her body weight in milk daily to feed her pups.

Learn more with experts from Smithsonian’s National Zoo & Smithsonian Environmental Research Center via Smithsonian Science

excusemeforiamtheocean:

Hypocrisy

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