Splash Mountain Photos
It’s funnier everytime I see it.
I like human beings.
why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
please just watch this
"Here’s what happened to me: last Wednesday I saluted Washington Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder for his new charity, The Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation, which some have called "an obvious attempt to win over Native Americans" because it only uses the term "Redskins" once in its name. Anyway, I was so inspired by Dan Snyder’s charitable outreach that I formed my own charity: The Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever.
That was Wednesday, it reran 4 times on Thursday, it was posted on the show’s Facebook page, not a peep out of the internet. Then around 7 o’clock on Thursday my network’s promotional twitter account @ColbertReport twitted the name of my foundation without providing a video link to the original segment or mentioning that I was inspired by the Redskins’ charity.
But folks, I have never once used @ColbertReport, as you heroes know, I’m @StephenAtHome.”
The Colbert Report | 2014.03.31 (x)
Here is a lovely “Christmas” theme selfie of my sexy self coming out of Movember. I hope you like it humerus. Take care on this holiday weekend, everyone!